shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

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How close to Easter can I make it snow before the Easter Bunny kills me? — Jack Frost, probably (via guardian-of-da-gay)

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we all make fun of deviantart but we all have an account

mine is horrendous. 

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sext: i have pacific rim on dvd with bonus features

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I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

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I got a 95 and a “very well done” on the essay I used “hella rad” seven times in.


I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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i don’t know why i find this so funny

i don’t know why i find this so funny

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kiss me until i forget how worthless i am

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I enjoy wearing my boyfriends shirts a lot okay.

Not working all weekend has been the best ever. I know I will hate it when my paycheck rolls around but for now I’m happy. Got to spend like all weekend with the boy. Friday night he slept at my place and Saturday night we stayed at his. It’s actually the best thing ever to wake up next to him and just be able to roll over to kiss him or cuddle up next to him…

Well that was fun.
My boyfriend found out today that sometimes I get really bad social anxiety.
So that’s a thing.