Actually had a wonderful lowkey night hanging out with the boy and a few of his friends playing board games. His friends seem like really cool and chill people (fitting??) and yeah. Super chill. Kind of hope they like me. Cuz. Reasons. I ain’t going no where.
Also I played Risk (legacy) for the first time an won. My name is on the board and everything! Even named a city after me;) aha.
:) got to see my boy and not be home alone on a Saturday night. I’m okay with this.
So somehow my mom can’t pay me back more than 1/5 of the money she owes me but can go out with friends and get drunk and make me drive all night. Cool.
I love this because she gets to drink and make fun of everything I do and how I’m never good enough and don’t ever do anything to help and just how self centred I am.
For real though why do boys complain about kissing girls who have red lipstick on? It just gets on your lips so now you’re wearing it too?? It’s a free makeover and now you’re lookin fab why complain??? So ungrateful?????
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
Cute boys who ask if you wanna know what kind of books they read when they walk into a book store with you are boys you need to keep in your life.
Of course I do motherfucker who do u think I am
it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.
“Everything seems to be exhausting me, no matter how much sleep or how much coffee I drink or how long I lie down, something inside me seems to have given up. My soul is tired.”—Unknown (via psych-facts)
I just wanna go to Denny’s for like milkshakes and mozzarella sticks. Plz.
I’m a terrible person with terrible cravings ugh ugh ugh I just wanna eat whatever and have a hot body like is that too much to ask
HOLY SHIT I JUST WATCHED THE NEW POMPEII MOVIE IN 3D AND IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND THE MILO AND CASSIAH WERE PERFECT AND AMAZING AND JUST OMG PERFECTION LIKE HIS ARMS WERE PERFECT AND I JUST COULDNT STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW HOT MY BOYFRIEND IS BECAUSE HE TOO IS PERFECT AND UGH OMG SO MANY FEELS HALF MY BATTLE TOO IS LIKE IM KIND OF SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED TO A POINT NOW. NOT TO GET INTO DETAIL BUT YA KNOW. THAT MOVIE JUST LIKE MMMM YES OVARIES GOOD BYE.
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
#shout out to my vagina for not giving anything away
cuddling is probably one of the most passionate forms of love there is because you just feel so safe and close to the person and it feels like all your worries go away and it’s one of the greatest feelings in the world
/screams because valentines day is Friday and I don’t get paid til Friday and I actually have no idea what to get my boyfriend and right now I have 0.06 so I can’t even like go shopping before Friday and aaaaaaahh.
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars
4. Stare off in to spare for at least 4 consecutive hours questioning politics, media, authority figures and humanity as a whole until your entire perspective of social structure comes crumbling down around you and you wander about reality suddenly aware of your insignificance, ignorance and cattle-like demeanour
It’s actually just a strange and weird and nice feeling you get when someone says I miss you
Even though it’s been just under a week
And you missed them lots too
But you’re just tired of being the first to say it and sounding needy
But then they say it first
And you realize it’s actually mutual.
Then you kind of love that person even more.