May 2013
Anonymous asked: when you lay on your back how high in the air can you get your left leg? bringing it as close to your left shoulder as possible, you can bend your leg.
May 25th
Anonymous asked: when you lay on your back how high in the air can you get your left leg? bringing it as close to your left shoulder as possible, you can bend your leg.
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jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again. I’m legit crying. Oops.
May 24th
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Anonymous asked: can you put your legs over your head?
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wholove: ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko Omg bucko, yet another word that’s underused.
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galaxys4: hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
May 21st
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Fuck seriously I need to grow up. So awkward. I wish I wasn’t like this I’m sorry
May 20th
onedaysmore: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me There has never been a more appealing statement.
May 19th
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dingoinnuendo: OH MY GOD THEY WERE CALLED PIXEL CHIX THIS WAS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING WHEN I WAS 9 I HAD THREE OF THESE FUCKERS AND A CAR ONE. OMG.
May 19th
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yourfriendg00: cute nicknames for your significant other: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport
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xvxbox: if someone doesnt like being touched and you just go ahead and touch them anyways because you think its funny i sincerely hope you get punched in the god damn face
May 19th
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jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks
May 19th
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the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her. I’ve had people ask for tickets to “The Great Gretzy” so I don’t really. Yeah.
May 19th
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westbor0baptistchurch: When you make your friend laugh while drinking something and they almost choke to death
May 18th
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shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
May 18th
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sauntering-vaguely-downwards: jeanvaljeanralphio: The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay. okay wow this was actually exactly what I needed to hear
May 17th
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its-kili: penandpage: sherlockthewizardingavenger: burnupasun: i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together  And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out And...
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dinhtheresa: I like being alone, but I hate the feeling of being lonely. When you’re alone, you have time for yourself. Your thoughts finally catch up to you. You set your mind on things and everything is just clearer. Nothing’s bothering you and everything just feels right for once. When you feel lonely, you feel as if no one’s there for you. It feels like no one understands you or is willing...
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sorryforpartybarackin: the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
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vougehoren: ‘whats shipping’
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kittykatastrophic: marina-del-cyrus: Whenever I get period cramps I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
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reginasmom: reginasmom: sometimes i just feel like my vagina is going to break down from seeing all these cute boys ur labels mean nothing to me
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